jack asser

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A guy who thinks it's his job to ruin stuff just because he’s too lazy to do something useful.

He kicked over my trash can because he didn’t feel like eating a sandwich.

He broke the vending machine just to see if it would make a noise.

He threw a brick through my window because he didn’t like the color blue.

A human being who has no life and takes it out on other people’s stuff like it's his full-time job.

He lit a fire in the park just because he wanted to see the cops get angry.

He drew dicks on every desk in the school because he was bored.

He stole my lunch and then threw it in the toilet because he’s a mess.

A person who thinks the world owes him a sandwich and destroys everything in sight to prove it.

He ran over my bike with his car because he didn’t like the way it looked.

He took a swing at the mailbox because it didn’t respect him.

He painted the school walls with ketchup because he thought it was funny.