Jack Arnold

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A brainy guy who thinks he's the most honest person ever, but everyone knows he's just full of hot air and has the eyes of a smug, oversexed teen.
Jack Arnold said he'd never cheat, then asked me for my password during the test.
He called me a liar, then took the blame for stealing the teacher's lunch.
He said he'd never lie, then texted me: 'I’m not lying, I’m just being strategic.'
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When you cram so much cocaine up your nose it looks like a snowstorm inside your head and you’re still trying to look cool.
Jack Arnold did a line of cocaine and still tried to explain quantum physics.
He snorted so much coke, his face looked like a snow globe.
He did 'Jack Arnold' in the bathroom and forgot to wipe.
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