Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're about to blow your load and you jacked off, you cum in your hand and then you whack the girl so hard she thinks she's dead.

I jacked off and slapped my ex so hard she thought I was trying to kill her.

He was about to cum and slapped me in the face like I owed him money.

I jacked off and slapped my mom and now she's mad at me.

2

It feels like someone hit you with a brick and then told you to shut up.

That karate chop felt like my face got hit with a brick.

He punched me so hard I saw stars and a brick.

She slapped me like I was a brick and I didn't like it.

3

You hit someone so fast and hard they’re confused and probably crying.

He slapped me so fast I didn’t even know what hit me.

She hit me so hard I cried and my brain felt like it was melting.

He hit me so fast I was like, ‘What the heck?’

4

You slap someone so hard they forget who they are and probably who they dated.

He slapped me so hard I forgot my name and my ex’s name.

She got Jack-slapped and now she doesn’t even know who she is.

He slapped me so hard I forgot my address and my life.

5

You slap someone so hard they can’t remember anything and it’s either happening now or later.

I Jack-slapped him and now he can’t remember his own name.

He got Jack-slapped and now he doesn’t know who he is.

She Jack-slapped me and now I don’t know who I was.

6

You beat someone with your wiener and cum on their face like it was a party.

He beat me with his wiener and cum on my face like it was a party.

She used her wiener to beat me and cum on my face like I was a friend.

He jacked off on my face and called it a beatdown.

7

You jack off in your hand and then hit someone so hard they’re confused.

I jacked off and slapped my friend so hard he didn’t know what hit him.

He jacked off and slapped me like I was his enemy.

I jacked off and slapped my brother so hard he thought it was a joke.