Jack and Jim

Jack and Jim got caught holding hands in the hallway. It was like a slap fight, but with feelings.

My cousin's crush is Jack and Jim. He thinks they're cool. I think he's confused.

Jack and Jim kissed during lunch. The cafeteria went silent. Then someone dropped a tray. It was chaos.

Jack and Jim are in every single one of my group projects. It's like they're trying to take over the class.

My friend texted me: 'Jack and Jim just started a band. It's called 'Two Boys Who Are Too Cool for You'.'

At the mall, Jack and Jim walked past me and said, 'We know you're watching. You're not as stealthy as you think.'

Jack and Jim made out in the library. I saw it. I was there. I didn't help them hide.

My sister said Jack and Jim are like 'the best couple ever.' I said, 'They’re not a couple. They’re a disaster.'

Jack and Jim sent me a group message: 'We're together. You're welcome. Now go live your sad life.'

Jack and Jim are at the park. They're holding hands. I'm eating a hot dog. I'm jealous.

My crush said he likes Jack and Jim. I said, 'You like them? I'm not even sure what that means.'

Jack and Jim walked into my room. They said, 'We know you're single. We’re here to help.'

Jack and Jim are in my math class. They're both smart. They're both hot. They're also both in love. I'm just me.

Jack and Jim sent me a message: 'We’re together. You’re not. You're kind of sad.'

At the movie theater, Jack and Jim sat next to me. They whispered things. I heard everything. I felt everything.

Jack and Jim are at the mall. I’m there. They’re holding hands. I’m eating a bag of chips. I’m sad.

My crush said he's in love with Jack and Jim. I said, 'You're not in love. You're confused.'

Jack and Jim walked into my room. They said, 'We know you're not in love. We're here to help.'