Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Two hot guys from Nebraska who make songs that are so good they make you want to rip your pants off. Their names are Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky.

"Jack and Jack are the reason I failed math.", @jake2345

"I married Jack Johnson and now I live in Nebraska.", @jackie_luv

"Jack and Jack are the only people I let into my pants.", @jacks_girl

2

When you’re trying to get off and then you get interrupted by someone who actually finishes the job. It’s like getting a free upgrade.

"My dad walked in and finished my jack and jack.", @jacks_grandson

"My girlfriend walked in and finished my jack and jack.", @jack_luv

"My brother came in and finished my jack and jack.", @jack_fan

3

The sound you make when you’re getting off, like a dog who just got a treat.

"I heard my neighbor making jack and jack sounds.", @jack_neighbor

"My dog was doing jack and jack sounds.", @jack_dog

"I heard my brother making jack and jack sounds.", @jack_brother

4

Getting off while eating a taco from Jack in the Box. You’re so full you might explode.

"I ate a taco and got off.", @jack_taco

"Jack in the Box is my favorite place to get off.", @jack_luv2

"I got off with a taco from Jack in the Box.", @jack_taco_luv

5

A person who’s a nice guy until someone messes with them. Like Baby Jack Jack from The Incredibles.

"He was nice until I teased him.", @jack_jack

"I was nice until you ruined my day.", @jack_baby

"He was nice until he got mad.", @jack_man

6

Calling Jack Jack to save your seat, like it’s the law. No one can argue with Jack Jack.

"I called Jack Jack and saved my seat.", @jack_seat

"Jack Jack is the only one who can save my seat.", @jack_saver

"Jack Jack is the king of seats.", @jack_king