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A flying cocktail made by a woman who threw up in her mouth because she was too cheap to buy a drink. She added whiskey and soda to make herself feel better, and now everyone hates her for it.
My mom tried to drink a Jack and Ginger on a plane and it tasted like regret and bad decisions.
That lady on the flight just made me wish I had a seatbelt for my face.
Why is this drink on a plane? It’s like the airline is trying to kill us.