Jack and Crack

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Drinking cheap whiskey and sniffing rocks while wearing silly costumes on a hill with your friends. You do this right before Halloween and it’s like a stupid party.
"I swear I saw Sarah wearing a witch hat and a crack pipe. It was so dumb."
“Jack and Crack is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. I woke up with a hangover and a broken nose.”
“Why do we do this every year? It’s like we’re all insane.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who can’t cook and eats frozen pizza like it’s a life choice. If they’re drunk, they’ll throw up and take off their pants to show their crack. They’re happy when they say 'decent.' They love fights and shout 'come on' like a madman.
"He threw up in the sink and showed his crack like it was a talent show."
“She yelled 'come on' at a cat and then tried to fight it.”
“He called me 'decent' after I gave him a sandwich. I was confused.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fast food place that sells greasy food. It’s like a hole in the wall with no rules.
"I ate three burgers and now I can’t feel my legs."
“That taco was so bad it tasted like regret.”
“I got food poisoning from that place and I still don’t know why.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A nickname for Jack in the Box because the food is so bad, it makes you addicted. People blame it for 50% of drunk driving accidents.
"That burger was so bad I had to take a taxi home."
“I drove my car into a tree because of that taco.”
“I’m 20 and I still eat there every day. I’m a lost cause.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Just another name for Jack in the Box. People use it when they're lazy or they don’t know what it’s called.
"I called it Jack in the Box and no one knew what I was talking about."
“He said 'Jack in the Box' like it was a secret code.”
“I used that name in a text and my friend laughed at me.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fast food restaurant that got famous for making people sick in the 90s. It’s called Jack in the Crack because of the poop bacteria.
"I got sick from that place and I still don’t know why."
“They put poop in the food and now it’s called Jack in the Crack.”
“I blame that restaurant for my bad hair and my bad life.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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