Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a bartender shoves his nuts into a Jack and Coke like it’s a meat grinder, making the drink taste like regret and salt.

The bartender said, 'This one's on me.' Then he put his balls in my drink.

My drink tasted like regret and regret and regret.

He did it just to make me cry.

2

A fancy word for jacking off, like it's a sport. Your friends think it's cool, but it's just you trying to look tough.

'I'm playing jack and balls,' he said. I just thought he was mad.

He jacked off in the middle of the park. No one knew what to do.

He called it a sport. I called it a crime.

3

Doing nothing, like you're stuck in a slow-motion movie and your life is a waste of time.

He said, 'I'm just being lazy.' I said, 'You're being lazy on a lazy day.'

He sat there like he was waiting for something. It was nothing.

He did nothing all day. I did nothing all week.

4

A Jack and Coke with a twist, the bartender puts his nuts in it. It tastes like regret and maybe a little bit of hope.

He put his nuts in my drink. I took one sip and I wanted to cry.

He said it was a special flavor. I said it was a special kind of torture.

His balls went in the drink. My soul went out the window.

5

Yanking your nuts with one hand while you jerk off with the other. It's like you're trying to kill yourself in the most fun way possible.

He pulled his nuts like he was trying to rip them off.

He did it so fast, I thought he was trying to escape.

He did it like it was a competition. It was a competition.

6

When someone sits on their butt and does nothing, like they're a Jack Ball from Jack in the Box and they're just waiting for life to happen.

He sat there like he was waiting for something. It never came.

He said, 'I'm just taking a break.' I said, 'You're taking a break from life.'

He was a Jack Ball in the Box. I was just watching.

7

A song about a ball and the sea. But if you're stupid, it's also about something else. No one gets it, but you think you do.

He said it was a love song. I said it was a love song for the sea.

He thought it was about balls. I thought it was about nothing.

He said it was a weird sexual innuendo. I said it was just weird.