Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy jacks off while high or after getting high. It’s like having two awesome things at once. No one wants to miss out.

I did Jack and Bake so hard I broke my phone.

My roommate did Jack and Bake and cried like a baby.

I did Jack and Bake and forgot my own name.

2

Smoking weed and jacking off at the same time. It’s the best way to feel like a king. Or a king who just got laid.

Jack and Bake is my lunch break. No one interrupts me.

I did Jack and Bake and my mom called me.

Jack and Bake is better than breakfast.

3

When you get high and then jack off. Or you jack off while you're high. It’s like winning twice.

Jack and Bake is my favorite way to end the day.

I did Jack and Bake and my neighbor heard me.

I did Jack and Bake and forgot my job.

4

You smoke weed and jack off. Or you jack off while you're high. It’s like getting double the fun.

Jack and Bake is better than sex.

I did Jack and Bake and my dog left me.

Jack and Bake is my way to escape life.

5

When you get high and then jack off. Or you jack off while you're high. It’s the ultimate combo.

Jack and Bake is the best thing since sliced bread.

I did Jack and Bake and my neighbor called the cops.

Jack and Bake is my way to feel alive.