Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Nothing at all. Like zero, nada, and absolutely no beans.

"You’re telling me I got nothing?" "Yeah, jack all, buddy."

"I failed the test." "No surprise. You got jack all."

"He didn’t show up." "Jack all, as usual."

2

A person who changes their personality faster than a sock in the laundry. One minute they’re a saint, the next they’re a feral raccoon.

"Is Cynthia a teacher today?" "Nope, she’s a pirate!"

"She’s a pirate?" "Nope, she’s a confused chicken."

"She’s a chicken?" "Nope, she’s a loud, swearing sailor."

3

A guy who can jack off anywhere, anytime, and doesn’t care who sees him. He’s like a one-man show.

"He jacked off in the library." "Jack all, he’s a master."

"He did it in the grocery store." "Jack all, he’s a pro."

"He did it in the middle of a meeting." "Jack all, he’s a legend."

4

All the other definitions are full of crap. This one is the truth. You can’t be a jack all if you aren’t the best at everything.

"He’s a jack all?" "No, he’s a jack of all trades."

"He’s a jack of all trades?" "No, he’s a jack all."

"He’s not a jack all?" "No, he’s a jack of all ass."

5

A person who knows a little about a lot of things, but can’t master one. They’re like a hot mess with a PhD.

"He knows about music, math, and pizza." "Yeah, he’s a jack all."

"He knows about cars, cats, and karate." "Yeah, he’s a jack all."

"He knows about basketball, beer, and being annoying." "Jack all, for sure."

6

A person who can turn any situation into a disaster, and they’re proud of it. They make your day worse just for fun.

"He insulted the teacher." "Jack all, he’s a disaster."

"He insulted the principal." "Jack all, he’s a legend."

"He insulted the entire school." "Jack all, he’s a god."

7

A person who’s good at many things, but not great at any one of them. They’re like a jack all who’s not a jack all.

"He’s good at music, math, and pizza." "Yeah, he’s a jack all."

"He’s good at sports, sewing, and singing." "Yeah, he’s a jack all."

"He’s good at being annoying, eating, and sleeping." "Jack all, for sure."