jack alderson

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the guy who plays fair even when he could get away with stealing the whole game and wearing a crown made of gold blazers

Jack Alderson would rather lose than cheat. He’s got more pride than a pig at a beauty pageant.

He’s the only one who’d fight a dragon with just a blazer and a smile.

If he saw someone cheating, he’d probably walk over and say, 'You’re gonna get roasted, pal.'

a man who wouldn’t cheat if you paid him with diamonds and threatened to turn his blazer into confetti

Jack Alderson would rather eat a whole cake in one bite than cheat in a game.

He’d call out a cheat even if it meant getting beaten up by a gang of blazer-wearing bullies.

You could tie him to a chair and force him to watch the whole game, and he’d still play fair.

the only guy who’d fight a cheat with nothing but a blazer and a attitude that could knock out a whole army

Jack Alderson would punch a cheat in the face just for looking at the scoreboard.

He doesn’t need a cheat sheet, he’s got a brain and a blazer.

If someone cheated, he’d probably yell, 'You’re a disgrace!' and then challenge them to a duel.