Jack Aiden Rauch

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A 5’8 phone boy who thinks he’s tough and dates ugly girls he calls hot. He talks trash about you behind your back because he’s too chicken to fight and has a beef until Sillygoose threatens to beat him.
Jack just called me a wimp because I didn't fight him. He's gonna cry when Sillygoose shows up.
He's dating Lisa again. She's got a face like a raccoon and he still calls her hot.
He said I was a baby. I told him I’d bring Sillygoose to school.
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A short, weak guy who dates ugly girls and lies about them being hot. He talks bad about you behind your back because he’s too scared to fight and only stops bugging you when Sillygoose threatens to beat him.
Jack said I was a coward. I told him I'd bring Sillygoose to his lunch.
He called Lisa hot. She's got a face like a dead fish.
He talked about me behind my back. I almost beat him up.
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A puny guy who thinks he's tough and dates ugly girls he says are hot. He talks trash about you behind your back because he’s too chicken to fight and only stops when Sillygoose threatens to kick his ass.
Jack said I was a baby. I told him I’d bring Sillygoose to his next fight.
He dates Lisa again. She’s got a face like a raccoon and he still calls her hot.
He talked about me behind my back. I told him I’d beat him up.
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