Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man’s sweaty, gay friend that takes over when he’s too lazy to jerk it himself.

My Jack-a-tron does my job and my homework.

I let my Jack-a-tron take over during lunch.

My Jack-a-tron is the only thing I trust more than my mom.

2

A magical gay gadget that makes a man’s wiener go to work when he’s too tired to do it.

My Jack-a-tron works better than my ex.

I paid $50 for my Jack-a-tron and it was worth it.

My Jack-a-tron is my only friend.

3

A gay man’s secret weapon when he can’t be bothered to do the job himself.

My Jack-a-tron is my new best friend.

I left my Jack-a-tron on and forgot about it.

I like my Jack-a-tron more than my girlfriend.

4

A man’s gay sidekick that takes over when he’s too tired to move.

My Jack-a-tron works better than my alarm clock.

I let my Jack-a-tron take over during my nap.

My Jack-a-tron is my only real friend.

5

A gay man’s automatic jerk-off machine when he’s too lazy to do it himself.

I let my Jack-a-tron do all the work.

My Jack-a-tron works better than my mom.

I paid for my Jack-a-tron with my lunch money.

6

A man’s gay helper that gets the job done when he can’t be bothered to move.

My Jack-a-tron works better than my phone.

I let my Jack-a-tron take over during my break.

My Jack-a-tron is my only true love.