Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The loud, messy noise a guy makes when he’s jacking off like a dumb animal.

BRO I HEARD YOU DOING THAT THING AGAIN AT 2 AM

MY ROOMMATE THOUGHT I WAS A DOG WITH A TOY

MY DOG STARTED BARKING BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS DOING IT TO HIM

2

Two guys from Nebraska who are so famous they got songs about their stupid lives and also look like they could be my uncle.

MY TEACHER PLAYED THEIR SONG AND I SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE CLASS

MY DAD LIKES THEIR SONGS BUT HE STILL HATES NEBRASKA

MY MOM THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL PEOPLE WHO LIVED NEXT DOOR

3

Trying to jack off again right after you already came. Like you're a dog and you want more treats.

I CAME SO HARD I THOUGHT I HAD A HEADACHE

I JACKED OFF FOUR TIMES IN 10 MINUTES

I’M A DOG AND I WANT MORE TREATS

4

Jacking off while eating tacos from Jack in the Box. Like you're a man who doesn’t care about anything.

I ATE A TACO AND THEN JACKED OFF LIKE I WAS FAMOUS

MY TACO WAS SO GOOD I HAD TO JACK OFF

I EAT TACOS AND THEN I WAS A GOD

5

A person who is sweet until you make them angry. Like baby JackJack from that movie, but way more mad.

MY MOM WAS NICE UNTIL I BROKE HER FAVORITE PLATE

I TOOK THE LAST TOAST AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER

I SAID ‘NO’ AND SHE STARTED YELLING

6

When a guy is jacking off and someone walks in to finish it. It’s usually the wife, a hot maid, or the neighbor girl.

MY WIFE WALKED IN AND FINISHED MY JOB

MY MAID WAS HOT AND SHE DID MY WHOLE THING

MY NEIGHBOR GIRL CAME IN AND FINISHED ME

7

Calling Jack Jack to save your seat. It’s like the original version of Tap Tap, and it beats Tap Tap every time.

I CALLED JACK JACK AND MY SEAT WAS WAITING FOR ME

TAP TAP TRIED TO TAKE MY SEAT BUT JACK JACK SAID NO

MY SEAT WAS RESERVED AND TAP TAP COULD DO NOTHING