Jack A B

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The best indoor bowls player ever, except for Mervyn King, who's like the god of bowls and this guy is just the guy who got second place in a church raffle.
Jack A B is the reason I still believe in indoor bowls
Jack A B beat my grandpa in a bowl match, and my grandpa has a bowling ball named Steve
Jack A B is the only person who can beat Mervyn King in a bet
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If you ever see someone named Jack A B, they are definitely a computer hacker, a DJ, and the reason your laptop crashed on New Year's Eve.
Jack A B fixed my computer while I was crying
Jack A B turned my Spotify playlist into a full-blown concert
Jack A B is the only person who can understand my computer's rage
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Jack A B is a fishing pro, has toes the size of sausages, and is the worst at giving blowjobs and handjobs.
Jack A B caught a fish the size of a dog
Jack A B's toes are so big they could be used as bowling balls
Jack A B is the only person I know who can't give a decent blowjob
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Jack A B is a ginger with a tiny cock that gets super jealous on Omegle and yells at strangers for no reason.
Jack A B screamed at a 12-year-old on Omegle
Jack A B got mad because someone said he looked like a flamingo
Jack A B yelled at a fish for being too quiet
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Jack A B is a crooked politician who let the schools become a disaster zone and the streets became a war zone, all so he could keep his job and get money from black ministers.
Jack A B let the schools become a jungle
Jack A B got money from black ministers to stay in power
Jack A B is the reason crime is through the roof
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Jack A B is a tall white guy with the ass of a god, he looks like a killer, but he’s actually a softie who loves shrimp crackers and takes care of his cat Marc.
Jack A B has the ass of a god
Jack A B cries when he can’t eat shrimp crackers
Jack A B is a killer who feeds his cat Marc every day
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Jack A B is half jackass, half bitch, and they are the reason your life is a disaster.
Jack A B is the worst combination ever
Jack A B turned my life into a nightmare
Jack A B is the reason I can't sleep at night
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