Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jack is a goddamn legend who laughs so hard he makes you cry. He’s always the first to tell you everything’s gonna be okay, even when it’s obviously not.

Jack just walked in and made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

He told me everything was going to be fine, even though my life was a disaster.

Jack showed up and turned my bad day into a good one.

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Jack is a motherfucker who can take a punch and still laugh in your face.

Jack just called me a f***ing idiot and then laughed at me.

He beat me up and still said I was the worst.

He told me I was a f***ing loser and then left me in the dust.

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3

Jack is a useless piece of sh*t that Apple made us all have.

Jack is just a stupid thing Apple made us use.

Why do we need Jack when we could just use a real phone?

Jack is a f***ing waste of space.

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4

Jack is that annoying guy who we’ll never know if he actually left or just ran away.

Jack said he was going to the store, but we’ll never know if he came back.

He just vanished and we still don’t know if he’s dead or just hiding.

Jack left and we still don’t know where he went.

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5

Jack is a smartass who thinks he’s the best at everything and will make you look like a f***ing idiot if you argue with him.

Jack said I was a f***ing loser for arguing with him.

He used his brain to beat me at everything.

He made me look like a total idiot during our argument.

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Jack is a huge f***ing dick who thinks he’s the most amazing person on the planet.

Jack called me a f***ing idiot and then left me hanging.

He thinks he’s the most amazing person on the planet.

Jack is a huge f***ing dick and everyone knows it.

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Jack is a f***ing amazing guy who will make you feel like the luckiest person on the planet, even if he’s just sitting in your bed for hours.

Jack made me feel like the luckiest person on the planet.

He just sat in my bed for hours and I didn’t care.

Jack is the best kisser and the most amazing guy I’ve ever met.

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