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Jaciara is a hot young woman with a smile that could light up a bathroom at midnight. She’s the kind of person who gives advice and then laughs at your dumb mistakes.
Jaciara told me to stop eating pizza at 3 a. m. I ignored her. Now I have a stomachache and a life regret.
She gave me advice on my crush. I took it. Now I’m stuck with him and his bad breath.
Jaciara said I’d fail my test. I failed. She was right. She’s a witch.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jaciara is the best friend you ever had. She’s got a sense of humor so strong it could punch a wall. And she knows what she’s talking about because she’s never been wrong.
She said I’d get a girlfriend by next week. I got one. She was right again.
Jaciara laughed at my failed science experiment. Then she explained it to me. I feel stupid now.
She told me to stop being a crybaby. I stopped. Now I’m a tough guy.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jaciara is a goddamn legend. She can brighten your day with her smile. She’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor.
Jaciara told me I’d pass my math test. I did. She’s a genius.
She gave me a thumbs up after I failed. I felt better. She’s a saint.
Jaciara laughed at my bad joke. Then she told me it was the worst joke ever. She’s a monster.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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