jaciano

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A hot-headed, brainy kid who thinks he's the king of the world and will probably end up getting in a fight over a slice of pizza.

Yo Jaciano, you're like a genius with a temper. I swear you'd punch a math problem if it looked at you wrong.

He got in a fight with the principal over a cookie. Classic Jaciano.

He tried to solve the universe during lunch. It didn’t go well.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A boy who's got the brain of a scientist and the heart of a fool, always ready to take on the world, and lose most of his clothes doing it.

Jaciano tried to invent time travel and ended up wearing only socks in the hallway.

He cried when he failed his math test. Then he cried again when he realized he had no pants on.

He built a robot out of soup cans and lost a bet.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A boy so smart he could probably solve the mysteries of the universe, but he’s also a total disaster who thinks he’s invincible, and he’s probably wrong.

Jaciano tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It didn’t work. He still thinks he won.

He fought a teacher over a grade and lost. Still thinks he was right.

He tried to fly off the roof with a ladder. It didn’t work. He still thinks it was cool.

by Slangipedia 1d ago