Jaciana

You’ll be head over heels for her in seconds and will chase her like a dog chasing a bone. If she doesn’t pick you, you’ll go insane and probably cry in a bathroom. She’s a pain in the ass to get, but when you finally get her, you’ll be the luckiest son of a bitch on earth.

She’s the kind of girl that makes you want to throw your life away. You’ll be begging her to notice you, and when she finally does, you’ll be too tired to care. She’s a nightmare, but you’ll love her anyway.

You’ll be so smitten you’ll forget your own name. She’s a pain in the ass, but you’ll stay with her anyway because she’s the best thing that ever happened to you. Even if she breaks your heart, you’ll be proud you tried.