Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you stick your finger up your butt and hope no one sees you

My mom caught me doing jachyra in the bathroom at 3 AM.

He did jachyra during lunch and got food all over his pants.

I did jachyra in the car and my friend laughed at me for 10 minutes.

2

the act of pretending you're doing something else while you're really doing yourself

She said she was studying, but she was really doing jachyra.

He told his dad he was doing homework, but he was doing jachyra.

I told my teacher I had a stomachache, but I was doing jachyra.

3

the worst thing you can do when you're alone and no one is watching

I did jachyra in my room and my dog walked in on me.

He did jachyra in the park and got yelled at by a kid.

She did jachyra on the bus and got a weird look from the driver.

4

when you're so desperate you do it in the most public place possible

She did jachyra in the grocery store and got a free coupon.

He did jachyra in the library and got kicked out.

I did jachyra in the mall and got a weird look from a security guard.

5

when you do it so much you start to believe it's the only way to be happy

He does jachyra every day and says it's his favorite thing.

She does jachyra before school and after school and during lunch.

I do jachyra so much my hands are sore.

6

when you do it so fast no one even notices you did it

He did jachyra in 10 seconds and no one saw him.

She did jachyra while walking to class and no one noticed.

I did jachyra in the middle of a conversation and my friend didn't even know.