Jachston

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A man so hot, he’ll make you drop your pants and ask for a second opinion. He steals your wife and leaves a mess in your bed. You’re just a side dish.
He walked in and I lost my mind. My wife looked at me like I was a lost cause.
He took my wife and my dignity in one night.
I asked him for a second opinion and he gave me a heart attack.
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He’s the kind of man who makes you want to lick his shoes. He’ll take your wife and leave a stink in your bed. You’re just the backup plan.
He looked at me and I felt like I was going to explode.
He took my wife and my cat at the same time.
I tried to be cool, but he made me cry.
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He’s so attractive, he’ll make you want to kiss his ass. He steals your wife and your breakfast. You’re just the leftover meat.
He came in and I forgot my name.
He took my wife and my toast in one go.
I tried to be strong, but he made me weak.
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