Jachol

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A magical healer who’s so good at everything they make everyone else look like a f***ing disaster. Loyal as hell, rare as a clean toilet, and trusted more than your mom’s advice. But people still think you’re a f***ing wizard who’s been hiding in the back of a gym.
My mom said I’d be the best healer ever. I said, ‘Mom, I’m just f***ing good at everything.’
He healed my broken heart and my broken nose. I’m f***ing confused now.
I asked him to heal my bad grades. He healed my soul instead. I’m f***ing grateful.
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A man with a big one, a soft heart, and a laugh that could f***ing shake the bar. He’s a bit of a nervous wreck, but when the music starts, he’s the f***ing life of the party. Also a total Cigarettes After Sex f***ing geek.
He’s got a big one and a soft heart. I’m f***ing in love with him.
He got nervous when I asked him about his favorite song. But then he started singing and I f***ing cried.
He knows all the lyrics to Cigarettes After Sex. I asked him to stop, but he wouldn’t. I f***ing gave up.
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