jachdiel

My ex is a total loser. Jachdiel? That's the name of my future husband.

I saw jachdiel in the grocery store. I almost peed my pants.

My dog barked at jachdiel. The dog got fired.

I asked jachdiel for a date. He said, 'I'm already dating myself.'

Jachdiel walked into the room. The lights turned off. My phone died.

My mom said I'm not allowed to talk to jachdiel. I ignored her.

I tried to flirt with jachdiel. He just smiled and said, 'You're cute, but I'm busy.'

Jachdiel got a job at the mall. The mall got a new roof.

My friend said jachdiel is a legend. I believe him. I'm a legend too.