Jach Blach

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Jack Black's hot twin brother who shows up when he’s feeling frisky and ready to embarrass you.
'Jach Blach is why I failed my math test, he distracted me with his smooth moves.'
'He came out of nowhere during my lunch break and started singing.'
'My mom said Jach Blach was the reason I didn’t get into college.'
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The version of Jack Black that shows up when he’s trying to flirt and thinks he’s James Bond.
'Jach Blach showed up at my birthday party and asked me to dance like it was 2002.'
'He tried to pick up my sister and failed miserably.'
'He said he was a spy and I believed him for five minutes.'
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Jack Black’s evil twin who only comes out when he’s drunk and wants to make everyone cry.
'Jach Blach showed up at my mom’s funeral and started singing.'
'He drank all my beer and cried about his ex.'
'He came to my job interview and made the boss cry.'
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