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A guy with a tiny noodle for a brain who thinks fish are the bomb but throws a tantrum every time tomatoes show up.
Jacey Wacey: 'I hate tomatoes more than my ex's cat.'
Why did you put tomato sauce on my fish? I'm gonna cry.
Tomatoes are the devil. Fish are my holy water.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man who looks like he just got out of a trash can and thinks fish are the best thing since sliced bread but hates tomatoes so much he’d pee on them.
I’d rather eat a fish than look at a tomato again.
Tomatoes? I’d rather get a root canal.
Fish are my life. Tomatoes are my worst nightmare.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who has the brain of a goldfish but thinks fish are amazing and would punch a tomato in the face if it said one bad thing about him.
I’d punch a tomato for saying fish are overrated.
Fish are the best. Tomatoes are the worst. End of story.
Tomato? I’ll beat you up. Fish? I’ll marry you.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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