Jacey-Fill

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Pouring your piss into a Zippo lighter after getting so drunk you forgot how to walk.

I tried to light my Zippo and it smelled like a toilet.

My Zippo now tastes like regret and cheap beer.

I filled it with my own pee because I had no money for fluid.

When you're too wasted to think straight and just dump your bladder into a Zippo.

My Zippo now smells like my bladder after a night of fighting with my ex.

I filled it with my pee because I had no brain left.

I tried to light my Zippo and it exploded like a fart.

Putting your piss in a Zippo because you're too drunk to remember what Zippo fluid is.

I put my pee in my Zippo because I thought it was fuel.

I filled it with my own urine because I had no money and no brain.

My Zippo now smells like my whole life.