Jace's mom

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She’s like a snack bar with a side of sass. You want to be friends with Jace just so you can flirt with his mom!
My mom says Jace’s mom is the only person who can make me forget my own name.
I asked Jace why he’s so happy, and he said, 'My mom just gave me a free taco.'
Jace’s mom walked in, and I forgot how to breathe. Now I’m stuck with him.
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She’s a human highlighter, she makes everything better, especially Jace’s face.
Jace’s mom said I had a ‘face like a donut’ and I didn’t even know what that meant.
I told Jace I was moving out, and he said, 'You can’t move out unless you beat my mom in a dance-off.'
Jace’s mom gave me a thumbs-up, and I suddenly knew how to do algebra.
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She’s so nice, you’d think she was paid by the devil to be that nice.
Jace’s mom gave me a free pizza, and now I’m in love with her and the pizza.
She said I was 'kind of cute' and I cried in the hallway.
Jace’s mom just winked at me, and now I’m thinking about her every time I eat a burrito.
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