jacere

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He’s a goofy mess who thinks he’s a legend. He dates girls like they’re a buffet and if they leave, he just sits there like a sad dog waiting for a new bone.
I tried to ask her out but he was already eating her face.
He dated three girls in one week and they all left him for the same reason.
He said he was going to be a one-woman man but then he started asking out every girl in the class.
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He’s a meathead with a knife, he’s a lunatic who thinks he’s a king, and he’s the weakest link but still thinks he’s the strongest.
He tried to fight a chicken and got kicked in the face.
He said he could bench press a cow but he couldn’t even lift a backpack.
He tried to be a king but he forgot how to tie his shoes.
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