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The only woman who can make your brain explode from pure beauty
My brain just exploded. Jacequline is here.
I tried to ignore her. My brain exploded anyway.
She walked in. My brain went boom. I’m still recovering.
Jacequline
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A woman so good, she’s basically a god who also takes selfies
She’s a god. And she knows how to take a selfie. I’m jealous.
I pray to Jacequline for good grades. And good selfies.
She’s like a god. But she also takes selfies. That’s two things.
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The only woman who could make a man cry over a pizza
I was eating pizza. She walked in. I cried. Pizza was ruined.
He cried over a pizza. It was Jacequline. Who even is she?
Pizza was fine. Then Jacequline came in. Now I’m sobbing.
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A woman so hot, she could melt your face off with just a glance
She looked at me. My face melted. I’m still a puddle.
He gave her a glance. His face melted. He’s now a puddle.
Jacequline glanced at me. My face is now a puddle. I’m not happy.
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The only woman who could make your mom proud and your dad cry at the same time
She walked in. My mom smiled. My dad cried. What even is life?
Jacequline showed up. Mom was proud. Dad cried. I’m confused.
She made my mom proud. My dad cried. It was a family disaster.
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The kind of woman who could make your enemies jealous and your friends proud
My enemies are jealous. My friends are proud. Jacequline is magic.
She walked in. Enemies: jealous. Friends: proud. What is this? Magic?
Jacequline showed up. Enemies were jealous. Friends were proud. I’m just confused.