Jacen Li

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A flaming faggot with the brain of a doorknob and the looks of a used sock.

Jacen Li walked in and said he was the king. I told him I was the queen and I had the crown.

He tried to explain quantum physics to me. I told him I was busy eating pizza.

He sent me a DM saying he was 'in love'. I replied with a picture of a cat wearing a hat.

A gay man who thinks he's smart, but he's just a walking disaster.

He asked me for help with math. I told him I had a degree in chaos.

He tried to flirt with my mom. She asked him if he was a boy or a broken toaster.

He said he was a 'genius'. I told him I was a genius and I had a certificate.

A glittery faggot who thinks he's the next Einstein, but he can't even tie his shoes.

He tried to explain the universe. I told him I was busy explaining my shoes.

He asked me to his 'intellectual' party. I told him I had a party and it was just me and a couch.

He sent me a poem about love. I replied with a receipt for a pizza.