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A Jacelyn is a total beauty who’s sweet as pie, but if you leave her alone for too long, she’ll punch your face in for no damn reason. She’s got a kiss that’ll make you feel like you’re floating and a face that’s so pretty it’s annoying. Her boyfriend is a hulking meathead who probably thinks he’s hot.
She gave me a kiss that made me forget my own name. Then she went to the gym and beat up my ex.
I left her alone for two hours, now my nose is broken and I have a black eye.
Her boyfriend hit me with a football because I said he looked like a chicken.