Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who’s got everything. The guy who’s gonna get it eventually. He’s got the dream and the attitude to back it up.

You’re just a sad kid who thinks he’s cool

I’m gonna be rich and you’re gonna be broke

You’ll wish you were me when you’re old and fat

2

A genius-level cocky guy who makes everyone want to punch him and wish they were him. He’s got no rules and he breaks them all.

You think you’re smart? Wait till I show you

I’m gonna be famous and you’re gonna be forgotten

You’re just a sad kid who can’t handle the truth

3

A drunk guy who beats his wife with a hammer and farts at his kid. Also a total loser who everyone hates.

I drank all the beer and you got nothing

I kicked your ass and you’re still here

You’re just a sad drunk who can’t even fart right

4

A kid who yells at his friend Alistair for no reason. Just a dumb kid with no life.

Why are you mad at me? I didn’t do anything!

You’re just mad because I’m cool

You’re a sad kid with no friends

5

A kid who yells at all his friends for no reason. Total idiot who can’t handle being ignored.

You guys are all stupid and I hate you

I don’t like you and I don’t know why

You’re just a bunch of sad kids who can’t take the heat

6

The sexiest man alive. The hottest guy on Earth. You want him and you want him bad.

He’s hotter than your mom and your dad combined

He’s got the body and the brain

You’d do anything to be him

7

When a big guy taunts a beast and the beast hits him in the back with a powerful punch. It’s meant to hurt more and kill slower.

He got knocked down like a sad kid

The beast hit him like a fat kid in a fight

He was screaming like a baby and the beast loved it