jacee

Jacee is the most amazing girl ever! She’s so trustworthy she’d keep your secrets even if you told her your guy had a cock the size of a horse. She’s drop-dead gorgeous and every guy in the school wants her number. She chews gum like it’s her job and laughs at your dumb jokes like they’re the best thing ever.

Jacee is the kind of girl who made me obsessed with 5sos, got me a husband, and still sends me DMs about my guy problems. She’s got a brain and a body, but sometimes she needs to AHEM… PICK A MAN before she ends up with another cocky guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

This hot boy is the kind of guy girls want to sleep with. He’s a good kid but don’t let him near your girl or he’ll steal her. He plays basketball like it’s a war and gets girls numbers like it’s a habit. He’s strong and he works hard.

Abandoning your kid is the worst thing you can do. It’s like you took a baby and threw it in a trash can. You’re a piece of garbage who probably had a baby with some guy who smelled like old pizza and now you’re just a sad mom who ran out of money.

Jacee is the sweetest girl who’ll stick by you even when you’re dumb. She’s thick, she loves chicken, and if you ever have a Jacee in your life, don’t let her go. She’s the kind of girl who’ll eat chicken every day and still be the best.

Jace is the kind of guy who has a cock so big it could knock you out. He’ll slap you with it if you ever let him leave your life. He’s got a cock the size of a horse and he won’t stop using it to beat you up.

Jace is the guy you’ll marry. He’s got your back every time you need it. He’s the kind of guy who wakes you up in the morning and makes you want to stay with him forever. He’s the best guy to marry or fall in love with.