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When a parent gives up their kid like it's a bad habit and never looks back. It’s usually because they’re either crazy or they just don’t want to deal with the mess.

My mom left me on a park bench and walked away like I was a piece of trash.

My dad threw me in a trash can and said 'enjoy your new life.'

My parents gave me away for a coupon and never came back.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you try to dance with a girl and she says no so fast it feels like she was trying to escape a fire.

I asked her to dance and she said no before I even finished talking.

He tried to grab her hand and she looked at him like he was a monster.

I saw him try to dance with her and she ran the other way like he was a scary clown.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jacee is the girl who will stick with you through thick and thin. She’s got a heart of gold and loves chicken more than anything. Don’t mess with her or she’ll beat you with a chicken leg.

She’s been there for me since day one and always brings me chicken.

She’s the sweetest girl I know and will fight for you with a chicken leg.

She’s thick, she’s kind, and she’s got a chicken obsession that’s scary.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jacee is the girl who can make your day with a smile and a piece of gum. She’s got a great sense of humor and never talks bad about anyone. She’s the kind of girl who’ll make your life better.

She always has gum and a smile to make your day better.

She’s the girl who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your friend.

She never talks bad about anyone and always makes you feel good.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jace is a guy with a cock so big it could knock you out. If he leaves your life, he’ll probably beat you with it and make you regret ever meeting him.

His cock is so big it could beat up a whole class.

He has a cock so big it could punch a hole in a wall.

He’s got a cock so big it could beat you up and leave you in pain.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jace is the guy who’ll be there for you when you need him most. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you laugh and never let you down. He’s the guy you want to marry.

He’s the guy who’ll always be there when you need him.

He’s the kind of guy who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your friend.

He’s the guy you want to marry and never leave.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jace is the guy who’s nice to everyone and will make you laugh. He’s the kind of guy who’ll become your best friend and never let you down.

He’s the guy who’ll make you laugh and always be there for you.

He’s the kind of guy who’ll be your friend forever.

He’s the guy who’ll make your day better just by being around.

by Slangipedia 11d ago