jaceb

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Jaceb is a sugary, perfect, overly nice guy who thinks he’s the main character. He gets played like a f***ing fool but somehow still ends up with the best one because he’s too dumb to realize he’s being used.

Jaceb: 'I’ll wait for you forever.' 2 hours later: 'I’m still here.'

Jaceb: 'We’re soulmates.' The next day: 'I’m just tired.'

Jaceb: 'I’ll take you anywhere.' Then he walks into a donut shop and doesn’t know how to pay.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaceb is a walking candy bar. He’s sweet, but he’s also a little f***ed up. He gets led on like a dog, but somehow still ends up with the best one because he’s too clueless to stop being a f***ing idiot.

Jaceb: 'I’m not going anywhere.' Then he leaves at 3 a. m.

Jaceb: 'I’ll wait for you.' He waited for 3 days. Then he got a pizza.

Jaceb: 'We’re going to be together forever.' Then he started dating someone else.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaceb is like a f***ing marshmallow, soft, sweet, and easy to melt. He gets played like a f***ing joke, but somehow he still ends up with the best one because he’s too f***ing dumb to see through it.

Jaceb: 'I’ll love you forever.' Then he forgot her birthday.

Jaceb: 'I’m not going anywhere.' Then he left at 2 a. m. and got a smoothie.

Jaceb: 'We’re going to be together forever.' Then he dated 3 people at once.

by Slangipedia 2d ago