Jace Ford

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A flabby, fag man who looks like he ate a whole pizza and cried about it

He tried to dance and fell over like a drunk flamingo.

He texted me a selfie and it was just him eating a donut at 3 PM.

He called me a ‘ladies man’ and I threw a chair at him.

A man so gay and chunky he could start a war with a salad

He tried to flirt with my mom and she gave him a look that could melt ice cream.

He sent me a DM that said ‘I’m here for the snacks and the vibes.’

He tried to do yoga and it looked like a wrestling match.

A gay man who eats so much he’s like a walking buffet and a stereotype

He ate six burgers and then cried at my birthday party.

He told me he ‘loves me like a cheeseburger’ and I laughed so hard I snorted soda.

He tried to sing and it was like a broken kazoo.