Jace Alfy

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The loudest piece of trash ever that looks like a half-decent Elsa and talks nonsense like he’s got a tiny wiener and a big ego.
Jace Alfy just yelled at a dog for no reason. I thought the dog was going to cry.
He told me my hair looked like a mop. I told him his face looked like a crime scene.
He tried to explain calculus to a 4th grader. It was brutal.
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A human-shaped disaster that looks like a decent Elsa and talks like he’s got a tiny wiener and thinks he’s a god.
He tried to start a debate about pizza toppings in the middle of math class. It was chaos.
He told me he could beat up a dragon. I told him I could beat up him.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his imaginary friend.
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The worst human ever who looks like a slightly decent Elsa and talks like he’s got a tiny wiener and thinks he’s the most important person in the universe.
He tried to take over my lunch. I told him to go eat a donut.
He told me I was ugly. I told him he was a disgrace.
He tried to sing at lunch. It was like a horror movie.
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