Jaccuzi

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When a hot tub gets so packed it’s like a meat grinder, and you’re guzzling champagne, lighting blunts, and pretending you’re in a movie.

I tried to fit 10 people in the Jaccuzi and it looked like a sausage festival.

My cousin drank three champagnes and passed out in the Jaccuzi like a soggy taco.

I tried to smoke a blunt in the Jaccuzi and it exploded like a fireworks show.

A kid who’s half Jewish and half autistic, and they’re both screaming at the same time.

My neighbor’s kid is a Jaccuzi and he screamed at me for not sharing his crayons.

My cousin’s friend is a Jaccuzi and he cried because the pizza was cold.

My teacher called me a Jaccuzi and I cried because I didn’t know what that meant.

When a doctor takes out your brain with a spoon and throws it out the window like it was a broken toy.

My uncle got a Jaccuzi and now he talks to the ceiling.

My dog got a Jaccuzi and now he barks at ghosts.

My mom got a Jaccuzi and now she thinks she’s a wizard.