Jacci

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A girl who turns heads and makes you wish you had a better life. She’s got brains, beauty, and a body that gets better with age. She’s the best kisser ever and will pick you over a thousand other guys. If you get with her, you’re the luckiest son of a biscuit in the world.
Jacci walked in, and I forgot how to breathe. She’s like a hot cup of coffee in a world of lukewarm tea.
She got me a job, a kiss, and a free taco. I’m in love.
She said I was ‘okay’ and I cried like a baby.
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A super clever, funny, and slightly insane person. She’s not mean, but she’ll scratch your nails off if you bother her. She’s the red side of the Rubik’s cube and is way better at spelling than you’ll ever be. She’s also a bit of a know-it-all.
She told me I spelled ‘forty’ wrong. I’m still mad.
She solved a Rubik’s cube in 10 seconds. I solved my math test in 10 minutes.
She called me a ‘dumb biscuit’ and I believed her.
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When you can’t last longer than 10 seconds in bed. You’re too weak, too tired, or just plain stupid. It’s embarrassing and it’s not pretty.
I tried to last 10 seconds. I made it 7. I’m a failure.
He died in 3 seconds. I felt bad for him.
She asked me how long I could last. I said 10. I lasted 2.
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