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the worst person you know.
I saw jacayah eating my lunch. That was the worst thing ever.
Jacayah texted me at 3 a. m. with a photo of his dog. I died.
He said he was going to beat me up. I believe him.
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the human version of a trash can.
Jacayah walked in with a sandwich and a soda. He dropped both on the floor.
He tried to do a math problem. It looked like a war zone.
His breath smelled like old pizza and regret.
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the reason you failed math.
Jacayah said 2 + 2 was 5. I asked why. He said 'because I said so.'
He drew a picture of a cat on the board. The teacher cried.
He tried to explain algebra. It was like watching a baby cry.
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the guy who always steals your snacks.
I had a bag of chips. Jacayah took them all. I had nothing.
He snatched my candy right out of my hand. I fell down.
He took my lunch. I took his shoes. It was a war.
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the reason you got detention.
Jacayah started a fight in the hallway. I got in trouble.
He talked back to the teacher. I had to stay after school.
He drew on the desk. I got a detention. He laughed.
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the worst friend you ever had.
He told everyone my secrets. I was embarrassed.
He said I was ugly. I cried.
He made fun of me in front of the whole class. I wanted to die.