jacasshole

He tried to flirt with my mom and called me a baby. I said, 'You're a jacasshole and I'm your future.'

My boss called me a jacasshole because I spilled coffee on his PowerPoint. It was a masterpiece.

My brother said I was a jacasshole for eating the last pizza slice. I said, 'You're a jacasshole for not knowing how to share.'

My friend called me a jacasshole because I forgot his birthday. I said, 'You’re a jacasshole for not remembering mine.'

I told my neighbor he was a jacasshole for leaving his dog in the heat. He told me I was a jacasshole for talking about it.

My teacher called me a jacasshole for doodling on the test. I said, 'You're a jacasshole for making it so boring.'

My dad called me a jacasshole for not doing my chores. I said, 'You're a jacasshole for not knowing how to be a dad.'

My crush called me a jacasshole for not texting back. I said, 'You're a jacasshole for being dramatic.'

My mom called me a jacasshole for eating the last cookie. I said, 'You’re a jacasshole for not knowing how to cook.'