Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When someone roasts so much they forget why they're even talking

'I love your hair, it's like a traffic jam of glitter.' 'Thanks, I love your face, it's like a dumpster fire.'

DM: 'You’re the worst. I’m the worst. We’re both the worst.'

Tweet: 'This movie was okay. I guess I’ll die happy.'

2

When sarcasm turns into a full-blown personality crisis

'Oh great, another Monday. Just what I needed, like a bad breakup and a tax bill.'

Friend: 'You look tired.' Me: 'I feel like a used towel.'

Text from mom: 'You’re fine. I’m fine. The world is fine.'

3

When you talk so much nonsense people think you’re high and lazy

'I don’t know why I’m talking, I just feel like it.'

Group chat: 'I woke up and my cat stared at me like I was a bad pizza.'

Text: 'I’m not being weird, I’m just being me.'

4

When you keep joking around until no one knows what’s real anymore

'I’m not crying, I’m just sad.'

Friend: 'You’re the best.' Me: 'I’m the best. I’m the bestest.'

Tweet: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… cozy.'

5

When you talk so much garbage people forget the original point

'This was the worst day ever. I mean, it was the worst. I mean, it was the worstest.'

Text from coworker: 'I don’t know why I’m talking, I just felt like it.'

DM: 'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.'