Jacarran

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A guy who acts like a dirt bag but actually has a heart the size of a football. He’ll fight for his friends but can’t keep a girlfriend longer than a bad pizza.
"You think I don’t know you cheat on me? I know you cheat on me with my sister!", Jacarran, 3 AM text
"I’ll be the last one standing, even if it means dying in a ditch.", Jacarran’s DM to his best friend
"You want a party? I’ll give you a party so wild your mom will ask for a refund.", Jacarran at a bar
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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He’s like a broken toaster, all sparks and no bread. You know he’s gonna mess things up, but you still can’t help but laugh when he does.
"I tried to propose. She said yes. Then I said I was gonna propose again. She said no.", Jacarran’s text to his ex
"I don’t need a girlfriend. I’ve got my friends and my stupid ideas.", Jacarran’s tweet
"I turned a boring Monday into a full-blown riot. And I’m proud of it.", Jacarran’s post on Instagram
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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He’s a walking middle finger to relationships, but he’s the kind of guy who’ll throw a party just to make you smile.
"I broke up with her because she didn’t like my friends. Now she’s with my brother. I’m confused.", Jacarran in a group chat
"I don’t know how to keep a girlfriend. I know how to keep a bar full of people.", Jacarran’s text to his mom
"I’m not stubborn. I’m just right.", Jacarran, after getting yelled at by his whole family"
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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He’s a mess, but he’s a mess you can count on. He’ll make your life complicated, but you’ll never regret it.
"I tried to be cool. I ended up being a disaster.", Jacarran’s text to his crush
"I turned a quiet night into a full-blown concert. And I’m not sorry.", Jacarran’s post
"I don’t know how to keep a girlfriend. I know how to keep my friends laughing.", Jacarran’s tweet
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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He’s like a wild animal, hard to tame, but you’d miss him if he left.
"I didn’t mean to start a fight. I just meant to start a conversation.", Jacarran, after a bar fight
"I’m not hard to love. I’m just hard to keep.", Jacarran, after a breakup
"I made a boring Saturday into a full-blown adventure. And I’m proud of it.", Jacarran, in a group chat
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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