jacariya

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A person who tells the truth so much they might as well be a god and your enemies are already dead

He told me my mom was fat and I believed him because he didn’t lie about my dog’s weight

She said my math test was easy and I failed because she’s a god and my teacher is evil

He said the pizza was free and I paid for it because he’s a god and I’m a sucker

They don’t lie so they’ll punch you in the face if you don’t tell the truth

He said I was handsome and I believed him until he punched me for saying his dog was ugly

She told me I was the best and I believed her until she said I was the worst and hit me

He told me the coffee was free and I drank it and got punched because he was right

They tell the truth so much it’s like they’re your mom and your enemies are in the hospital

She told me my math was bad and I failed because she’s my mom and my teacher is my enemy

He said the movie was good and I believed him until I saw it and it was the worst movie ever

She told me I was the best and I believed her until she said I was the worst and I cried