Jacarious

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A tall hot guy who laughs at your jokes and gets all the girls. He thinks he's the best and acts like he's got a crown on his head.
He walks in the room and every girl drops their phone.
He told my joke and laughed like it was the funniest thing ever.
He got three girls to text him at the same time.
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A funny guy who can sing, draw, or act but is terrible at talking one-on-one. He loves chicken and will make you laugh until you cry.
He drew a perfect portrait of me but said I looked like a potato.
He sang me to sleep with a song about grilled chicken.
He acted out a drama about his ex and it was so bad it was good.
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He's a pain in the ass but you still love him because he's the kind of guy who makes you laugh when you're about to cry.
He made me cry at the gym but I still text him every day.
He said I looked like a raccoon and I laughed so hard I fell over.
He annoyed me for two hours but I still took him to the movies.
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A guy who has it all. He's rich, he's good looking, and he's got everyone eating out of his hand.
He got a brand new car and I still ride the bus.
He got a girl to drop out of school for him.
He paid for my lunch and I still owe him money.
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A total cocky bastard who says nasty things but is still the hottest guy in school. He's the kind of guy who makes you say 'I love you' even when he's being a jerk.
He told me to kill myself but I still texted him.
He called me a donkey and I still smiled.
He said I looked like a pizza and I still loved him.
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A basketball star who gets all the girls and acts like he's the best player in the world. He's got a smile that could win a championship.
He got a girl to text him during a game.
He beat me in basketball and laughed about it.
He smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
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A guy who eats a lot of ass and doesn't even care if you're mad at him. He's the kind of guy who makes you want to slap him but you still can't stop thinking about him.
He ate my ass and said it was the best he ever had.
He got me to eat his ass and I still didn't hate him.
He ate ass like it was his job and I had to follow him everywhere.
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