jacarie

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A pain in the ass sometimes but you know you can count on him to save your ass when it matters
Jacarie was annoying during the test but then he helped me cheat and I got an A
He was bugging me all day but when the teacher called him out, he totally owned her
He was being a brat during lunch but then he saved my life from the bullies
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A hilarious cool guy who can sing, draw, or act and is total trash at talking one-on-one but shines in a crowd. He’s a total legend once you get to know him and eats fried chicken like it’s his job
He killed it on stage but then tripped during his solo and made everyone laugh even harder
He was awkward talking to me but then he started rapping and I was impressed
He drew a whole comic strip in class and then ate a whole plate of fried chicken for lunch
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Someone who’s got it all and doesn’t even try
Jacarie got into college without even applying
He got the job just because he looked good
He’s rich and nobody even knows how he got there
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A tall guy who’s got all the girls, knows he’s a beast, and is a total freak who would make any girl scream
He told my crush he was ‘too ugly to even look at’ and then my crush asked him out
He laughed at my crush’s jokes and then asked her to dance
He walked into the room and every girl turned to look at him
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A total asshole who yells at people to kill themselves but is so hot you’d do anything for him
He told me to die but I still want to date him
He insulted my crush but my crush still likes him
He told me to commit suicide but I’m still his girlfriend
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A basketball king who gets all the girls because he’s got the skills and the looks
He scored 30 points in the game and then asked my crush out
He blocked every shot and then asked me to be his girlfriend
He made the whole team look bad and then got all the girls' attention
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A guy who eats a lot of ass and doesn’t even care
He ate my ass in front of the whole class
He told me he ate my crush’s ass and then asked me out
He ate a whole plate of ass and then asked for seconds
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