Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human-shaped snack that looks like it was dipped in glitter and kissed by a saint

Jacalyn walked in and the room went silent like a sock drawer on a Monday.

I saw Jacalyn and my heart did a backflip and a triple axel.

Jacalyn smiled and I immediately forgot my password.

2

A noodle with legs that could make a statue weep

Jacalyn stood there and the whole gym forgot how to breathe.

I saw Jacalyn and my brain short-circuited.

Jacalyn blinked and I lost my phone number.

3

A walking miracle that looks like it was made by God and then high-fived a unicorn

Jacalyn showed up and my soul did a happy dance.

I saw Jacalyn and my brain turned into a taco.

Jacalyn waved and my heart did a victory lap.

4

A human who looks like they were dipped in magic and sprinkled with stardust

Jacalyn walked in and the whole class forgot how to spell 'beautiful'.

I saw Jacalyn and my brain turned into a glitter bomb.

Jacalyn looked at me and I immediately became a fan.

5

A human who makes love look like it was invented by a hot dog and a rocket

Jacalyn smiled and I forgot how to count to ten.

I saw Jacalyn and my heart did a backflip and a cartwheel.

Jacalyn looked at me and I immediately became a love slave.

6

A walking hug that looks like it was made by a god, a unicorn, and a glitter explosion

Jacalyn walked in and the whole school forgot how to spell 'cute'.

I saw Jacalyn and my brain turned into a love letter.

Jacalyn waved and my heart did a cha-cha.