Jacaiveon

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Jacaiveons are the only people who can make you laugh until you cry and still be the ones who drag you out of a ditch when you're too wasted to walk.

You text him: 'I'm stuck in the toilet.' He texts back: 'I'll be there in 2 minutes, I'm already wearing my pants.'

He laughs so hard at your failed TikTok that he peed his pants.

He shows up at your house at 3 a. m. with a pizza and a bag of chips because you said you needed help.

Jacaiveons are the humans who can dress like a king but still take your last sock when you're not looking and call it a 'sock tax.'

He shows up to your birthday party in a suit but steals your last sock and says 'I'm charging you $10 for this sock.'

He wears your mom's wig to school and says it's 'part of his fashion.'

He takes your lunch money and buys himself a whole pizza.

Jacaiveons are the people who are your best friend but will still give you the worst haircut of your life and call it 'a work of art.'

He cuts your hair and says 'It's a masterpiece.' You look like a raccoon.

He gives you a 'haircut' and calls it 'a new look.' It looks like you lost a fight.

He does your hair and says 'You're welcome.' You're never speaking to him again.