jabybaby

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A clueless rookie who can't even spell 'hello' and thinks 'you're' is a type of soda

'Why you say 'you're' like it's a cereal?'

'I thought 'jabybaby' was a new kind of smoothie.'

'He tried to say 'I'm' but it came out like 'I'mma eat a whole pizza.'

A fresh meat who thinks 'texting' is a sport and 'grammar' is a type of food

'I texted you like 10 times and you still didn't get it?'

'He said 'I like pizza' but spelled it 'I like piza' and called it 'grammer'.'

'She tried to explain 'verbs' and he asked if it was a type of sandwich.'

A rookie who can't tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and thinks 'they're' is a group of friends

'He said 'they're coming' and I thought he was inviting his whole class.'

'She tried to say 'your shirt is cool' but it came out like 'you're shirt is cool' and now I think she's a ghost.'

'He asked, 'Is your mom here?' and I thought he was talking to my mom's twin.'

A new guy who thinks 'homework' is a type of cereal and can't spell 'sentence' without crying

'He tried to write a sentence but it looked like a scribble and he started sobbing.'

'She said 'I don't do homework' like it was a curse.'

'He asked, 'Is 'sentence' a type of pizza?'

A rookie who can't tell the difference between 'their', 'there', and 'they're' and thinks 'where' is a place you live

'He said 'they're going to where' and I thought he was planning a vacation.'

'She tried to say 'their house' but it came out like 'there house' and now I think she lives in a different dimension.'

'He asked, 'Where you live?' and I thought he was asking for my address.'