jaby

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A smelly, cry-baby made by Jate, the idiot who thinks he's Jack and Kate from that stupid show Lost.
OMG JATE YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO THE BABY LINE
I WOULD RATHER EAT A DOG THAN WATCH THIS BABY CRY
JATE IS THE REASON I HATE BABIES
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The worst card game ever. It's like Big 2 but with five jerks who think they're god and no suits. Created by S. O. R. M. who are all total losers.
I HATE JABY I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN PLAY THIS GAME
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY ARE GOD
I’M GONNA KILL SORM
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A disease you get from a hungry Jew. You throw up coins and you become a total Jew-hater.
I WAS BITTEN BY A JEW AND NOW I HATE EVERYONE
I HAD TO THROW UP PENNIES AND IT WAS AWFUL
I’M A JEW HATER NOW AND I’M PROUD
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A stuck-up, armor-wearing jerk in Halo Reach who survives and thinks they're the best. Also someone who's a total annoyance and tries to be a smug jackass.
THAT GUY IN HALO REACH IS A TOTAL DOUCHE
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SURVIVE
I’M GONNA KILL HIM AND HIS DOUCENESS
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The perfect human being who loves Disney, Loki, and winning races. She’s beautiful, funny, and would die for you… but she’s also a bit of a drama queen.
JABIE IS THE BEST EVER I WOULD DIE FOR HER
WHY DID YOU TAKE MY PICTURE I’M GONNA KILL YOU
I LOVE HER LAUGH AND HER PERFECT SMILE
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A group of Punjabis in India who live for cricket and think they’re the best at it.
PUNJABIS ARE THE BEST AT CRICKET
I HATE CRICKET BUT I LOVE PUNJABIS
THEY PLAY CRICKET LIKE IT’S THEIR JOB
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A brainy genius who thinks they’re smarter than everyone else and probably are.
JABY IS A GENIUS I WISH I WAS SMART LIKE HER
SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND IT’S ANNOYING
I’M GONNA KILL HER FOR BEING SO SMART
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